"AM I bovered? Do I look bovered?"

"Are you disrespecting me and my family?"


"I love astrologer Jonathan Cainer. I ring his phone line twice a week and he's always spot on with me and three million other Taureans. But I know it's MY soul he's looking into."

Catherine Tate

"If people don't know who you are, the show hasn't worked very well - but it's not like I'm bombarded with people shouting bovvered at me."

Catherine Tate

"If you're writing a catchphrase before you write a character, then that's not a good thing."

Catherine Tate

"The thing with catchphrases is that you can't make people say them, It's the audience that keeps catchphrases alive."

Catherine Tate

"People do tend to be a bit wary when I'm around in case I take them off, but I'd never do it."

Catherine Tate

Quotes from Catherine Tate Show

Various Characters:" Are you a farmer miss? You a farmer miss? You old McDonald miss? You old McDonald, innit."

Teacher: No, Lauren you know very well I am not a farmer, now enough of this.

Various Characters: Well, I'm not being funny or nuffink, miss, but you do smell like a farmer.


(homosexual in denial): Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear? No, dear!

"Are ya calling me a pikey?" "Are ya calling me dad poor?" "Are ya disrespecting me family?"


Man: You are a disgrace to your profession.

Estate Agent: What are you talking about I'm an estate agent.

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